"Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will land in the stars. False, the nearest star is 93 million miles from the moon. But Green Apple will help you try to land on the moon."
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. Oh wait, I am supposed to be talking about Green Apple. Hire them! That Pyle chick is glorious."